Yes, I have a nice box too!

     I have fun story would like to share about my nice box. A little while ago I was looking for my favorite pair of shoes, really nice shoes, to go on sale. I had been looking for these shoes for a month already, waiting for a cheap price. One fine day they had a promotion for a really cheap price. Yey! I bought them when I finished work and took them home to show my boyfriend.

    Whenever I buy something, he is never happy because I have too many shoes already. So, when I come home I want to say something nice about my shoes, how nice they are, how good they make me feel, how comfortable they are; just to shut him up for a while. I say to him, "Honey, look at what I have to show you!!" I bought a new pair of sexy shoes. They are really comfortable and..." But he isn't impressed. He says, "Oh, those are really nice looking shoes." But I can see in his face that it really isn't a big deal to him. I know he's thinking, "She bought ANOTHER pair of shoes, oh great." Anyway, I say "Thank you."  He goes right to the toilet afterwards. While he's in there, as an afterthought I say to him "Honey, I have a nice box too!"

He was quiet for a second and then he said,  "Hold on what did you say"? And he started laughing really loud. I asked, "What are you laughing so hard about? Did I say something funny? Did I say something wrong? All I said was, I have a nice box. What is the problem"?

He comes out of the toilet to explain to me, once he can stop laughing, about what it means to 'have a nice box'. He looks at me and then looks at the box and laughs again. He says, "Yes you do." And laughs again. I've had enough, I tell him, "Hey, stop. Explain to my why you laugh so much about this". He explained to me about the word 'box'. When a man hears a woman say, "I have a nice box" that means something completely different than a shoebox or a hatbox. I ask him what does that mean? He explains to me a box is what you put something into, he keeps laughing while he is explaining it. He goes on to say,  "...like you put something in a drawer, you put something into a box..." Then he asks me where can you put something into a woman....?" Mmmmmm, AHAA!!  I got it now! I say "YES! I am happy to hear that, this is the truth. Yes I do."

 Yes, I do have a nice box. Now I can teach my friends  because Thai women don't know about this. You have to be careful when you talk to a foreign man. When you say "I have a nice box."
What you're thinking about and what he's thinking about are not the same thing. After I told my friends this story they all told me that they would do their best to remember this. I say how could you forget something so hilarious? 5555555555555555